Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yesterday was Tuesday
But today’s Tuesday, too
Like no I’m sorry but that’s just not right, if they were to be together it would be illegal. Why would you ship a child with an adult?! I don’t get it it just kinda seems wrong to me!!! I’m sorry if that upsets some people but it’s just the way I feel!
What if the world was like Divergent but instead of choosing which faction you wanted you got to choose which fictional world you got to live in.
Oh god so many fandom universes to choose from!!!!
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
Peter Parker sat down in his seat in his communications class with a groan. The teacher was nice and so were the students. The problem was that the class was at 7 am, and with his secret job as Spiderman he’d been up all night and only had about 2 hours of sleep. A man sat down next to him holding a large coffee and a huge monster energy drink. He pulled the lid off the coffee and the energy drink, then dumped the whole can of energy drink into the coffee.
"I’m going to die," He exclaimed before guzzling down the entire cup of coffee and energy drink. Peter just stared at him in horror as the mans head slammed into the table.
"Dude are you okay?" Peter asked.
"I’m fine," The man stated, giving Peter a thumbs up without raising his head.
"Um… okay well I’m Peter Parker," Peter introduced, holding his hand out to the man.
“Wade Wilson,” Wade replied, lifting his head off the desk. He gave Peter a flirtatious smirk, and shook his hand.
the doctor regenerates and now hates banana’s.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.